Humor Writing
The New Yorker: Boyfriend Red Flags Throughout History (with Lana Schwartz)
McSweeney’s: Take a Break From Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
McSweeney’s: Actually, Compared With Earth, Hell’s Climate Policies Are Super Progressive
Overheard New York: New York City Marathon or Bachelorette Party?
Overheard New York: NYC Valentine’s Day Haiku
Points In Case: Ways to Say I Love You, Adjusted For Inflation
Slackjaw: A Guide to Hustling, By Me, a Sloth
Slackjaw: Romeo, Crypto Bro, Wherefore Did Our Money Go
Slackjaw: Quiz: Are You At A 90 Minute Hot Power Yoga Class, Or A Medieval Public Execution?
251: The Current Economic Climate in Haiku
Weekly Humorist: God’s New Year’s Resolutions (with Alida Zimmerman)
Weekly Humorist: Quiz: Are You Experiencing Violent, Bone-Shaking Airplane Turbulence, Or Is Your Toddler Just Having Another Turbulent Tuesday?
Poetry
Here’s a poem about Casper the Friendly(?) Ghost, published in HAD: Friendly?
Otherwise, I mostly write poems to companies in hopes that they’ll send me free stuff:
Amy’s Soups (available upon request)